Green-Eyed Haven

I have no life. So Imma Tumbl and Tweet and post dumb statuses to really dumb social networking sites. And you can't stop me.

pixiesoncrack:

via imgfave for iPhone

OH MY GIDDY GAWD.

pixiesoncrack:

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OH MY GIDDY GAWD.

The United States of America on college education

Student:

I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.

USA:

YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.

Student:

I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.

USA:

HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.

Student:

I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.

USA:

YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.

THIS IS MY FREAKING LIFE. GO TO HELL, SCUMBAG AMERICA.

So…

I am really, really bad at this whole blogging thing. What am I supposed to do? What do I post? How do I gain that sense of creative joy from this that the rest of y’all have? I don’t wanna do it wrong any more!

becontentwithoutperfection:

wow this is perfect

(via dismantlemydisguise)

jessieherself:

nerdfighterramblings:

im-mr-brightside:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

This will never get old.

I love this guy so fucking much

THIS. FOR FUCKING EVER.

(via slyther-bitch)

mitt romney sucks pass it on

(Source: CNN, via heyyyy-youngblood)