Green-Eyed Haven

I have no life. So Imma Tumbl and Tweet and post dumb statuses to really dumb social networking sites. And you can't stop me.

The United States of America on college education

Student:

I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.

USA:

YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.

Student:

I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.

USA:

HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.

Student:

I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.

USA:

YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.

THIS IS MY FREAKING LIFE. GO TO HELL, SCUMBAG AMERICA.

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So…

I am really, really bad at this whole blogging thing. What am I supposed to do? What do I post? How do I gain that sense of creative joy from this that the rest of y’all have? I don’t wanna do it wrong any more!

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becontentwithoutperfection:

wow this is perfect

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jessieherself:

nerdfighterramblings:

im-mr-brightside:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

This will never get old.

I love this guy so fucking much

THIS. FOR FUCKING EVER.

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mitt romney sucks pass it on

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Shameless

geromytime:

you know what would be great

if we didn’t shame women for working in the sex industry

if we didn’t shame women for posing nude

if we didn’t shame women for having sex

if we didn’t shame women for getting plastic surgery

if we didn’t shame women for deciding not to shave

if we didn’t shame women for speaking up about what bothers them

if we didn’t shame women for getting abortions

if we didn’t shame women for

you know

having control over their own lives

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